after a month anything with tits is on the radar
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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