"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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