if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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