is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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