You made me cry and you don't even care
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Too much gin, very little bucket
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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