First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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