You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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