yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
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I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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