jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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