I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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