so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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