I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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