if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
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I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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