sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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