Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
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Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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