C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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