ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.