what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
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So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...