Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!