Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
How does it feel to date your dad?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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