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i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
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So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
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How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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