i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
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I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
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He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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