ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
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So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
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i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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