I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Just pee around me
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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