sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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Send help, water and tortillas.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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