i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
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Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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