The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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