Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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