i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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