I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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