I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
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Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
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I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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