Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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