She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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