I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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