Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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