just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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