Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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