Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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