is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
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You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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