I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
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Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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