Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I fill condoms, not promises.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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