she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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