She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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