And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I would ride that face into the sunset
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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