last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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