I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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