So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
The beer is more important than you right now.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Randomize
