Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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