my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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