glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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