OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize