I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
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I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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