Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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