Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
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Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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