So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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